That's where I feel like I'm living right now.  Here's what happened...
My boss: "Anyone have any ideas of what I should bring for our breakfast meeting?"
Me:  "Chocolate long johns sound good."  Mind you, this was a joke.
Every other person in the office: "What's a chocolate long john?"
I was stunned.  I had to explain what they were.  I got, "oh, you mean an eclair?"  No, a donut, but not the same shape.  "A crueller?"  NO...A LONG JOHN!!
So I had the great idea that I would go pick some up in the morning before our meeting.  And guess what happened...
I went to 2 donut shops and they didn't carry them!!  They had something called a chocolate stick, but it was so not the same.  So I went to work empty handed.
I immediately called Scott and asked him what kind of place did he move me to that they don't know what this is?
